1. Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  2. Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

3 minutes ago

1dasfuk:

so this 

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and then this, the same day

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE HOTEL?!??

kawahineaihonua:

*shows up late to my exorcism with a pumpkin spice latte*


15 minutes ago
annaprocrastinates:

In honor of Halloween here’s a little horror lesson for you. Frankenstein is not the monster, Frankenstein was the scientist who created the monster! (cartoon by Neil Aglet)

annaprocrastinates:

In honor of Halloween here’s a little horror lesson for you. Frankenstein is not the monster, Frankenstein was the scientist who created the monster! (cartoon by Neil Aglet)


37 minutes ago

cassandraclare:

Just keepin you updated.

smile or go to jail.

boo-bickells:

do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you


46 minutes ago

tropius:

i eat Pears now and shit like that


56 minutes ago

lordbape:

There are actual Black people that live their entire lives and don’t say the n-word. Why do non-Black people feel like they, of all people, “need” to lmao? Just to hurt Black people, it is so obvious. They’d rather argue about why they should be able to for 10 years than take 10 seconds to have a heart and realize that it’s not theirs and it hurts when they use it. You are honestly worthless to me if you’re not Black and you use it like.. that’s that, get through it.


58 minutes ago

THEME